Monday, August 15, 2005

Just for LaughSS

COUNTRY ECONOMICS


TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the
economy
grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
Britain
for
warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France
for
submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan
for
equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of
exploitation
by
the
world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four
>cows.
You
profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that
nation
will
be
a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a
month
and
milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary
cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and
market
them
worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest
anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
You have a cow and a bull,
you let the cow be president and the bull be prime minister
and let them blame each other for the state the country is in.


>Canadian Economics
>You have 500 cows
>you fear to do anythin with them
>because of the animal rights bastards.
>